He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diharrea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you'd ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's the angry Atari/Sega nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to Channel 3
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a power glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with a Zapper, he'll tear these game down
He's the angriest gamer you'd ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's the angry Atari/Sega nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst game of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad, he'd could spit
Or say Cowabunga,
Cowafucking piece of dog shit!
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But history don't forget it
"Why can't a turtle swim?"
"Why can't I land the plane?
"They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck!"
"They character's names are wrong!"
"Why is the password so long?"
"Why don't the weapons do anything?"
He's the angriest gamer you'd ever heard
Games suck so bad he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Atari/Sega... nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
