(Rap) Guess what, you know last night Yo, it was the best I met a pretty girlie na taga-IS Mayro'n siyang mga kasama, four to make it sure Isa lang ang aking napuna, lahat sila demure Kaya't ang sabi niya, "Hey Andrew, I would like you to meet my friends" And believe me, lahay sila ay may Mercedez Benz This is Ana, this is Karen, this is Tanya, this is Jill Lahat sila nakatira sa San Lorenzo Ville Among the four, kay Ana, ako napatingin At pagkatapos no'n si Ana ay biglang lumapit sa 'kin Tinanong niya 'ko "Hey Andrew, can I have your number too?" Sumagot ako, "801-67-22" Okey then, kami'y nag-party yo! till the break of dawn Umuwi ako sa bahay then natulog ako maghapon And you know, ako'y ginising and talagang na-shock 'Cause nag-ring ang aking phone Kaninang two 'o clock So I got my wireless telephone, ang sabi ko, "Hello" Sumagot siya, "Hey Andrew, can I ask you, can you go?" And sabi ko, "Ana, go where?" Ang sabi niya, "Come over here Andrew, let's eat some pizze And, Andrew let's drink some beer" So after twenty minutes I was knocking on her door Nakita ko si Ana, she was lying on the floor Ako'y kanyang tinawag and you know alam n'yo ba? Ang sabi niya sa 'kin "Andrew, Andrew, are you ready na?" Andrew Ford Medina Pagkatapos noon, alam n'yo ba? We went to the garage And sabi n'ya sa akin Hey Andrew, can you give me a massage? Hinilot ko ang front Pati ang kanyang back Then, Ana squeezed me tight And then she gave me a smack But ako'y biglang tinulak So, ako'y napaupo At ang sabi niya sa akin, A
