Come To The Supermarket (In Old Peking) - Barbra Streisand

If you want a fancy fan

Or a turkey born in turkey-stan

Or a slave thats awflly african

Or a teapot early ming,

Come to the supermarket in old peking.

If you want to buy a kite

Or a pup to keep you up at night

Or a dwarf who used to know snow white

Or a frog who loves to sing,

Come to the supermarket in old peking.

They have: sunflowr cakes, moonbeam cakes,

Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes,

Pickled eels, pickle snakes,

Fit for any king,

If you want a bust of jade

Or an egg thats more or less decayed

Or in case you care to meet a maid

For a nice but naughty fling,

Come to the supermarket,

If you come on an ostrich, you can park it,

So come to the supermarket

And see pe-

King.

If you want a gong to beat

Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat

Or a painting slightly indiscreet

That is simply riveting,

Come to the supermarket and see peking.

Well, if you want some calico

Or a gentle water buffalo

Glow worm guaranteed to glow

Or a cloak inclined to cling,

Come to the supermarket in old peking.

They have birds-nest soup, seaweed soup,

Noodle soup, poodle soup,

Talking crows with the croup,

Almost anything.

If you want to buy a saw

Or a fish delicious when its raw

Or a pill to kill your mothr-in-law

Or a bee without a sting,

Come to the supermarket,

If you come on a turtle, you can park it,

So come to the supermarket

If you come on a goose, you can park it,

So come to the supermarket

And see

Pe-

King!