I'm the Greatest Star (Funny Girl - Broadway) - Barbra Streisand

I got 36 expressions

Sweet as pie to tough as leather

And that's six expressions

More than all them Barrymores put together

Instead of just kicking me

Why don't they give me a lift?

Well, it must be a plot

'Cause they're scared that I got such a gift?

Well, I'm miffed 'cause I'm the greatest star

I am by far but no one knows it

Why, they're gonna hear a voice

A silver flute, they'll cheer each toot

Hey, that kid is terrific

When I expose it

Now can't you see to look at me?

That I'm a natural Camille, as Camille

I just feel, I've so much to offer

Hey, listen kid, I know I'd be divine because

I'm a natural cougher

Some ain't got it, not a lump

I'm a great big clump of talent

Laugh, they'll bend in half

Did you ever hear the story

About the traveling salesman?

A thousand jokes

Stick around for the jokes

A thousand faces, I reiterate

When you're gifted, then you're gifted

These are facts, I've got no ax to grind

Hey, whaddaya blind?

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest star

No autographs, please

You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever?

I should say not, any minute now, they're gonna be out

Finished, then it'll be my turn

Who is the pip with pizzazz?

Who is all ginger and jazz?

Who is as glamorous as?

Who's an American Beauty Rose?

With an American Beauty nose

And ten American Beauty toes?

Eye on the target and wham

One shot, one gun shot and bam

Hey Mister Keeney, here I am

I'm the greatest star, I am by far

But no one knows it, that's why I was born

I'll blow my horn, till someone blows in

I gotta break the lights, gotta flash the light

I'll flicker, then flare up

All the world's gonna stare up

Lookin' down, you'll never see me

Try the sky 'cause that'll be me

I can make 'em cry, I can make 'em sigh

Someday, they'll clamor for my drama

Have you guessed yet? Who's the best yet?

If you ain't, I'll tell you one more time

You'll bet your last dime

In all of the world so far

I am the greatest, greatest star