Alcohol - Live Manchester, UK 5-5-04 - Barenaked Ladies

Alcohol, my permanent accessory.

Alcohol, a party-time necessity.

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself.

Oh, alcohol, I still drink to your health.

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol.

Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea.

A malibu and coke for you, a G and T for me.

Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will,

when someone else is picking up the bill.

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol.

Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me?

While I cannot love myself

I'll use something else.

I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do.

I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.

But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose

to walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse.

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol.

And would you please ignore

that you found me on the floor

trying on your camisole.

Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me?

While I cannot love myself

I'll use something else.

Would you please forgive me?

Would you please forgive me?