Get In Line - Live Detroit 8-13-04 - Barenaked Ladies

Everywhere I go someone's trying to by my girlfriend's best friend

I'm trying to pretend I'm relaxed, but I'm playing castanets with my knees

I try to be cool and give her space

But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place

Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me

Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody)

Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah)

Everything'll be all right

If you play along

Everywhere I go there's someone in a trenchcoat staring at me

When I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash

Whatever could they want from me?

Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?

I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash

Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody)

Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah)

Everything'll be all right

This won't hurt at all (Turn it up)

Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody)

Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah, ah)

Everything'll be all right

If you just lay off

Dictate a memo to myself

Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health

Consult contemporaries if there are some to see

There really isn't anyone who's in my league

But me

Every night at a lane someone thinks they've got a fine bead on me

I try to take three deep breaths as I lock in on my minivan

Everyone says I'm looking great

But it's hard to stand up, let alone to try to concentrate

I wish that everyone I knew hadn't sold out to The Man

Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody) (Oh)

Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah)

Everything'll be all right

This won't hurt at all

Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody) (Oh)

Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah, ah)

Everything'll be all right

If you just lay

Everything'll be all right

If you just lay (Ah, ah, ah)

Everything'll be all right

If you just lay off (Ah, ah, ah)