I'll Be That Girl - Barenaked Ladies

If I were you and I wish that I were you

All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue

Well I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes

And tie my pantyhose around my neck

I'll be that girl and you would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover

If I were the sun, you would be in shadow

And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

If you will not have me as myself

Perhaps as someone else

Perhaps as me I'll be worth noticing

Then even a eunuch won't resist

The magic of a kiss from such as me

I'll be that girl and you would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover

And if I were the sun, you would be in shadow

If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

It's time to kick off your shoes

Learn how to choose sadness

It's time to throw off those chains

Addle our brains with madness

'Cause we've got plenty of time

To grow old and die

But when at last your beauty's faded

You'll be glad that I have waited for you

So when you're done

With being beautiful and young

When that course is run

Oh, then come to me

I'll be that girl and you would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover

And if I were the sun, you would be in shadow

If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

There'd be no tomorrow

There'd be no tomorrow

There'd be no tomorrow