Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes
I come from Canada
I came in first place in a nonexistent race
To rebuild the Parthenon
The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grease 2?
I can´t keep my movies straight
When I make mistakes I use a lot of salt
'Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great
I don´t want to be a bother
But I think the phone's for you
I´ve got orange pants, I wear them when I dance
But I don´t get out that much
You are just too loud, I passed you in a crowd
Thank you and keep in touch
I don´t speak Chinese, not even words like please
Thank you or how are you
But I can parle Français, I parled a bit today
It seemed like the thing to do
I don´t want to be a bother
But I think you´re in my seat
