The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath - Barry Louis Polisar

I think I'm pretty lucky, I'm sure you'll agree,

'Cause in my house there's a bath tub you see

And in that tub lives a Skatter-Brack Flath

Who won't let me take a shower or a bath.

I grab my robe, my soap and towel;

I hear a shriek and a deep, deep howl.

When Dad tells me, "get in the bath,"

I tell him all about the Skatter-Brack Flath.

He's as real as the Gutchum Gee-Gillie Gah-Ged

Or the Bottom-Bo, Bitty-Bree, Slock-Slo Sled

Or the Slotum-Slaw Silklie-See Sap-Sucking Sool

Who want me at home when I should be in school.

Or the Google Nosed Liddy Lap Licking La-Lude

Who never lets me finish all of my food.

Or the Gobbin Go Gittie-Gatch Gitchie-Gap Goo...

And you better watch out--so they don't get you!