Boomin' Granny - Beastie Boys

Yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, this one's dedicated

To all the ladies in the front, the back

All the older ladies out there lookin' nice

You know who you are whoo

I need you, boomin' granny

I said, "I want you, boomin' granny "

Boomin' granny, boomin' granny

Boomin' granny, good and plenty

Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny

But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny

For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system

Said, "I love ya won't leave ya so you got to listen"

See I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling

You're so lovely lengthy and so appealing

A sassy sophisticated sexy lady

Well I'm 26 and you're 80

The clock is ticking, so you better not front

We can go downtown and we could smoke some blunt

Well you're a lovely girl, just like Bea Arthur

Just turn down the lights so we can go farther

Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny

Boomin' granny, good and plenty

Because I saw ya at the check out line

You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine

Sophisticated, and so mature

I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74

Because I want ya and I need ya

Hey boomin' granny, you could be my teacher

And I could be your pet, bet

Listen old lady I'm gonna make ya sweat

I know I'm younger and your much older

You look so nice on my Chevy Nova

I'm gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya

I gotta tell ya lady

I said I want ya, boomin' granny

Because I need you boomin' granny

Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny

Boomin' granny, good and plenty