All You Can Eat (Live Myspace Broadcast, 2/27/07) - Ben Folds

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant

What do you think they weigh?

And out the window into the parking lot

At their SUV's taking all of this space

They give no fuck

They talk as loud as they want

They give no fuck

Just as long as there's enough for them

Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart

Talk about some shit that's been on my mind

Talk about the state of this great nation of ours

People look to your left, yeah, and look to your right

They give no fuck

They buy as much as they would want

They give no fuck

Just as long as there's enough for them

Son, look at the people lining up for plastic

Wouldn't you like to see 'em in the National Geographic

Squatting bare assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl

With a towel on their head and maybe bone in their nose

See that asshole with a 'Peace' sign on his license plate

Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane

God made us number one 'cause he loves us the best

But he should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest

(They give no)

Yeah, and everyone can see

(They give no)

We've eaten all that we can eat