Dr. Yang (Live Leuven, Belgium, 11/23/2008) - Ben Folds

Uh-oh!

Hey, Dr. Yin

Chain-smoking Chinese centenarian

Deck my back with pins

Connect the wires and plug me in

Uh-oh!

Hey, Love Master Z

Sexy online psychic overseas

When my bank card clears (yeah)

Tell me things I want to hear

Yeah, yeah

Well I might be dyin'

Or maybe I got too much time

I can't stop my mind

It's runnin' right

And these false teeth

And these plastic knees

It goes squeak, squeak, squeak

From the porch to the street

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey Dr. Jack

Bend me like a pretzel till I crack

All my joints and bones

Beat me up and send me home

Hey!

I've got too much time

Baby may I might be dyin'

Got to help me fallin', doctor

Got to help me fallin', fallin'

Hey, Dr. Yang!