Say Yes (Live at the Onion's AV Undercover 2010) - Ben Folds

Why didn't you tell me that I got fat?

It's so easy, I can see it now, I'm looking back

As I empty one more round of smiling photographs

So many things you never mentioned

To me, you didn't think I could listen

Do I come across so weak?

I guess sometimes I am

Now you're so gone, oh

I don't need a yes man and a song

Oh, why didn't you tell me about it?

I watch a patch of morning light

As it crept across your bed and it reached your sleepy eyes

And in that time, I'd forgotten why

I couldn't tell you why I was mad

So I held it in and you kept it back

Every picture that I click and drag, it's obvious

Now, we're so gone, oh

I don't need a yes man and a song

Oh, why didn't you tell me about it?

I know

Sometimes

You try to talk to me

And I make a joke with it

I do that sometimes

I know it's gonna hurt

Why didn't you tell me that I got fat?

Now I'm crying all the way from the photoman

Cause I see I got more chins than the Chinese phonebook has

Now, you're so gone

I don't need a yes man and a song

Oh, why didn't you tell me about it?

Oh, why didn't you tell me about it?