Stevens Last Night In Town (Demo, 1994) - Ben Folds

Everyone gather 'round now, sing us a song

Just in case by tomorrow it happens he is gone

For two weeks and seven days, our fair foreign friend

I have this feeling we might never see Steven again

But we thought he was gone and now he's come back again

Last week it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now will be Steven's last night in town

He's charmed everyone here

Except Tamara Easter who later revealed to him her innermost secrets

Won us over with stories about Linda McCartney

Lost points with the ladies for saying he couldn't love a woman with cellulite

But we thought he was gone and now he's come back again

Last week it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now will be Steven's last night in town

We were talking 'bout something, seems like was funny

And then Steven got quiet, I think Steven was mad

Maybe he wasn't mad but we felt very strange

In the moment but the moment was passed and forgotten about

We thought he was gone but he's come back again

Last week it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now will be Steven's last night in town