had some free time in my day
turned on my computer display
figured i'd sit down and watch some tv on my netflix
i heard orange is the new black
was like small-screen drama-filled crack
i put on the pilot and was irreversibly transfixed
netflix, you beautiful time suck
sat down for a minute, now i'm stuck
i thought i would casually try a new show
but there is no watching just one episode
so i kicked my feet up and relax
because once you get started there's simply no going back
was thinking a movie would do
looked at my gigantic queue
the choices were endless, oh what a colossal collection
a comedy could hit the spot
or one with an intricate plot
five hours later i still haven't made a selection
netflix you beautiful time suck
sat down for a minute, now i'm stuck
wanted a film but i just can't decide
something I've seen or one I've never tried
so i kicked my feet up and relax
because once you get started there's just simply no going back
