Nobody Beats the Biz - Biz Markie

"Special Marley Marl Remixes" may differ from the original version

Yes, y'all-and, to the like beat-and

You could either dance or just have a seat and

Listen to the way-in, what I am displayin

A different kind of rapper language that I am sayin

To all the party people, ? the info

When it come to rockin parties I-am-a-nympho-maniac

brainiac for doin my dance

And my record Make the Music, will put you in a trance-and

hypnotize your body-and, like you do Bacardi-and

you won't be fightin or illin, you just be partyin

down, with the funky sound with yours truly

I'm the original B-I-Z-M-A-R-K-I-be-the-E and

I came to have fun and, not be number one-and

just hear to let you know, who's like runnin the place

and everywhere that I perform and do a show

*beatboxing sound* as long as you know, that *beatbox drumbeat*

Nobody beats the Biz!

Nobody beats the Bizzzz

(repeat 4X)

You know me as the B-I-Z-M-A-R-K-I-E-and

I go for what I know doin a show for human beings

I'm guaranteed to rock I make the ladies scream and shout

I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn the party out

The Mardi rapper toe-tapper always have it flowin

And when you hear the BizMarkie, I get the job done

Yes I'm the M-A-R the K-I-E you know that's me

I got the stutter step to keep in check my speed is so unique

They say I look and sound funny but I don't be carin

I rock the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, Union Square and

Roseland, the Hassan?, Madison Square Garden

Even rock for the ? work fare at Jaffer Center?

Pardon the way, that I be talkin bout the places I be rockin

I love to perform, for the people that be clockin

Not sayin that you're on mine, you're on it like a hornet

But you pay for the performance, doggone it, you want it

That's why I'm here, to be like lettin you knowin

That I'ma highly recognized as the king of disco-and

makin people as they have a lot of enjoyment

I'm the best person for this type of employment, that's why...

Nobody beats the Biz!

Nobody beats the Bizzzz

(repeat 3X)

On and on, to the break of dawn

When you buy food cheap, you need a coupon

or catch a sale retail, before it gets stale

So hurry up and get the WIC? check out the mail

and shop non-stop, but how I hip-hop

on the mic and like

Make you co-op-er-ate with the rhythm, that is what I give em

Reagan is the Pres but I voted for Shirley Chilsholm

It might sound confusing, the style that I'm using

But in the end I'm sure that you will find it quite amusing

and funny, oh honey, it's just ridiculous

Don't try to front, come on and admit you was

thrilled, chilled, your heart was all filled

So respect the architect, as I begin to build

Science and my reliance is upon my rap

Like Carl Lewis I get to it, so let's go the lap...

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Bizzzz

(repeat 3X)

[TJ Swan]

Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz (repeat 2X)

My name is TJ Swan, nobody beats the Biz

I rock you on and on, nobody beats the Biz

You know nobody that beats the Biz

I know nobody that beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz (repeat 2X)

*BizMarkie does some beatboxing*

*TJ Swan verse resung in this version several times*

*BizMarkie beatboxes again to the end but gets cut short*