Jackass
I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores you're looking for
Jackass
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too but
If you knew me like
I know myself
You'd hate me like
I hate myself
'Cause I'm a
Jackass
Got no rabbit in this hat
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the pussy
Jackass
Like that dude in Tiananmen Square
With a six pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks but
If you knew me like
I know myself
You'd hate me like
I hate myself
'Cause I'm a
Jackass
They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World
But they won't get rid of me
If I knew you like
You know yourself
I'd hate you like
You hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
'Cause you're a
Jackass
