Love For Sale - Bon Jovi

Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed

I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head

Checked out my mail there was letter that read, it said

Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up the phone, everyone I could

I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book

You cant catch a fish if you ain't got the Love for sale, love for sale

Well, send up the signal and throw me a line

Somebody explain "This funny valentine"

It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime

Well I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called it, Colombo from my TV set

I've tried the dating game I haven't found her yet

I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse pet

Love for sale, love for sale

Well, we've been living together 3 years

2 hours, 20 minutes maybe 400 beers

She seems, you cant shop for love when you're shopping at Sears

Love for sale, love for sale

I guess Ive learnt my lesson it was easy to see

My old lady she played this joke on me

I never looked where I forgot it would be there

Love for sale, love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

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