Evil All Over the World - Bowling for Soup

A sweetheart in Atlanta, Georgia

Screw your friends in Paris, France

They're freaking nuts in California

they don't wear no underpants

They'll walk all over you in New York City

Don't get me started on Amsterdam

They'll fuck you over in the Carolinas

Australia and Japan

Yeah they may be pretty, these monsters we call girls

Doesn't matter what city, they're evil all over the world

They're evil (evil) all over the world

Girls are evil (evil) all over the world

They always want your money

They always want your time

Their body is a weapon and they're messing with your mind

They're evil

They'll wreck your car driving in Daytona

Drink your booze in New Orleans

Give you a virus in your Silicon Valley

Not even sure I know what that means

Even in the great state of Texas

They'll shoot you down like Jesse James

From El Paso to Corpus Christi

they're all the same but with different names

In America they're called chicks

In England they're called birds

It doesn't matter which country

They're evil all over the world

They always want your time

Their body is a weapon and they're messing with your mind

They're evil

Clearly I'm just joking and having a little fun

We wouldn't be here without them

'cause even your mom is one...

And mom's are evil all over all over the world

They always want your time

Their body is a weapon and they're messing with your mind

They're evil

Girls are evil...