I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Bowling for Soup

I saw Mommy kissin' Santa Claus

Under-neath the mistletoe last night

She didn't hear me creep...

Down the stairs to have a peak...

She thought that I was stuck up in my bedroom fast asleep!

Then I, saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus...

Underneath his beard so snowy white...!

What a laughin' would it have been?

If Daddy had only seen...

Mommy kissin' Santa Claus laast niight!

... *solo*...

MORE f*cking solo...

I-... Saw Mommy kissin' Santa Claus...

Underneath the mistletoe last night...

She didn't hear me creep, down the stairs to have a peak...

She thought that I was stuck up in my bedroom fast asleep!

Then I, saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus...

Under-neath his beard so snowy white...!

What a laughin' would it have been?

If Daddy had only seen...: o

Mom-my kissin' Santa Claus laast niight!

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