WasteMan - Bugzy Malone

Oh boy.

Bugzy Malone

You know?

Watch this

I got a phone call from Jammer.

Hahahaha

Nah, I'm only playing

But it turns out I gotta teach man some manners

I was on my way back from a big show

Man are tryna make EPs about me

But let me explain why that don't matter

People lie, numbers don't

People fade, numbers won't

Numbers make people go broke

Now we got a popstar talking like he's road

How was it light work if it took five months?

Five months is a long time to be ghost

You look so stressed out, I hope you've not been

Drinking again, that's a downward slope

How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?

Wasteman

He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me

Wasteman

He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league

Wasteman

Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?

Wasteman

I had to start training again

Cause I heard it was gonna start raining again

My biro dried up but it doesn't matter

Cause my lyrics don't get made in a pen

My lyrics, they go straight to your head

To the point that I made man take an offence

I made man chop off his mohawk

Before he came back ranting and raving again

Wait, wait, it's five months too late

The nominations have been done, my friend

You can bring out six tracks in one week

But a hat trick sounds like a desperate attempt

You made 46 Bars of Pretend

If you ask me, that was a waste of a send

I will open your headspace, making a mess

I'm Freddy Krueger, you're Jason again

How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?

Wasteman

He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me

Wasteman

He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league

Wasteman

Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?

Wasteman

We can't have a fight like Ryu and Ken

Cuh we know you can only get brave with a pen

Nobody comes to your shows

Cause it's like watching a zombie waking the dead

Right now I'm on about 50%

My tour's gonna be one major event

When you get booked, nobody turns up

So you might as well do your shows in the Thames

Mad, I can just see the resent

And I know that you've been struggling to pay rent

You don't get shows and your EP flopped

And I've got an EP in the top ten

I roll deep, it's gonna get peak when I'm here

You look like the Crazy Frog with a beard

I left a man six feet deep, then he crawled out of the ground

Now I've gotta done your career

How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?

Wasteman

He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me

Wasteman

He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league

Wasteman

Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?

Wasteman

Oh boy! (Wasteman!)

Right now, ladies and gentlemen, we've got the main event

(Wasteman!)

And I can't wait to hear what he says next

(Wasteman!)

He must feel like a wasteman!

And in the blue corner

Weighing in at a measly 60lbs

We have a wasteman!

Bugzy Malone

Wasteman!