Achin' to Sneeze - Crash Test Dummies

I've been achin' to sneeze,

Beggin' please, pretty please

But I can't get the thing to come out

I've been down on my knees

I've been pissin on trees

But the evil thing just won't come out

Come on out

My pretty baby

Relieve me of my burden

Little baby

Come on out

My pretty baby

I've been waking at dawn

With the big bird on

And I can't make the thing go away

I've been throwing up drinks

Into toilets and sinks

But it just sticks around anyway

Come on out

My pretty baby

Relieve me of my burden

Little baby

Come on out

My pretty baby

(Whistle part)

I've been waking at dawn

With a fever going on

And a stain that just won't wash away

I've got nothing to hide

Just something inside

Keeps coming back day after day

Come on out

My pretty baby

Relieve me of my burdens

Little baby

Come on out

My pretty baby

Oh yeah

My pretty baby

Yeah

My pretty baby