Playin' Dead - Crash Test Dummies

I know that you don't love me

I know that you hate my guts

I know the nasty things you say

About me to those sluts

Well maybe I'm a weasle

Maybe I'm a liar

Maybe I'm a skinny punk

Who couldn't change a tire

I'm laying down

I'm playing dead

I ain't fetching no stick

No way baby

I've always been this pasty

I've always been this shape

I'm just a teensy weensy thing

Past on by itsy bitsy apes

I'm laying down

I'm playing dead

I ain't fetching no stick

No way baby

You know that you could train me

You know that I'd sit and beg

But you think I'm just a dirty dog

That tried to hump that pretty leg

I'm laying down

I'm playing dead

I ain't fetching no stick

No way baby