Superman's Song - Crash Test Dummies

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man

He'd just come along scoop 'em up under his arm

Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle

But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent

He would not be caught sittin' around in no jungle scape

Dumb as an ape doing nothing

Superman never made any money

For saving the world from Solomon Grundy

And sometimes I despair the world will never see

Another man like him

Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job

Even though he could have smashed

Through any bank in the United States

He had the strength, but he would not

Folks said, his family were all dead

Planet crumbled but Superman

He forced himself to carry on

Forget Krypton and keep going

Superman never made any money

For saving the world from Solomon Grundy

And sometimes I despair the world will never see

Another man like him

Tarzan was King of the Jungle

And Lord over all the apes

But he could hardly string together four words

I Tarzan, you Jane

Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes

I'll bet that he was tempted

To just quit and turn his back on man

Join Tarzan in the forest

But he stayed in the city

Kept on changing clothes

In dirty old phone booths, till his work was through

And nothing to do but go on home

Superman never made any money

Saving the world from Solomon Grundy

And sometimes I despair, the world will never see

Another man like him

And sometimes I despair the world will never see

Another man like him