Who's rapping? Dovahkiin
Dragons? I'm not over keen
I'll dice them like a knife Slicing right through An Aubergine
My dragon shout flow Is sweeter than a soda stream
You won't believe your eyes I'm like an overload Of Dopamine
A broadsword in one hand
And a magic spell in the other
I'm the last of the Dragonborn
There's no other, my brother So run for cover
If you've got scales
Then I'm on your tail And I will not fail Like a free-roaming Sandbox game
I'm off the rails I'll walk the trail
Through awful gales And storms of hail 'Til all the nails
Are knocked into your coffin I'm not stopping
'Til you're impaled And I've prevailed
In the name of the Nords I pray to the Lords
You all get a taste Of the blade of my sword
I'm taking on hordes of enemies
I face them with hoards of weaponry
They're draining my force
So chemistry comes into play With retorts and recipes Alchemixing like a DJ
Restoration, restore my energy
My Legacy Odyssey Elegy Prophecy's Written in heavenly bodies
And buried With every body That ever did bother
To mess with me Deading them Terribly Horribly I'm a celebrity
Honestly You're a wannabe I'm a prodigy
The suggestion you're better Than me at being a warrior?
Ha! Comedy It's a gift to me I don't just spit flames lyrically
But literally And the Elder Scrolls are scripts In which I've written Your obituary
I am the Dragonborn Wearing a hat With badass horns I'm Dovahkiin Known globally
And you're nobody at all!
