Gentlemen… Start your engines
I never liked football at school
Was never liked much by the cool kids
And I wasn't picked from the line up until the last
It was tough, it was cruel
And I wasn't into motor racing
It seemed to slow, too basic
Crashing was a no no
Ramming other cars was rated too invasive
Come on
Let me put them through their paces
Let's do it properly
Lick a shoot of a broccoli
Buckle up and boot up
ROCKET LEAGUE
Super sonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars with wheels and grills in place
of heels of course you're gonna get tackled hard
Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars
The crowd count down aloud
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Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars
3, 2, 1 — CHAAAARGE
Mix Fifa, Tony Hawk and Carmageddon, I'm in heaven
Even at the thought of it
In half a second I'm tumescent
Move aside viagra
I'm throbbing at the bonnet of an E-Type Jaguar
I'm flustered
The rush had got me gushing like Niagara, rap star
Soccer crossed with Nascar, not a crowd pleaser
I leave the people shouting: "That's harsh"
I do what I gots to do to get those bawls to bless those goals
Don't give a shit
If you drive a silver shadow, man I'll wreck your rolls
Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars
3, 2, 1 — CHAAAARGE
When I burn out my Nitro
Better turn down your ISO
It's a photo finish so the arena just might blow
I might go psycho, supercharged like a rhino, large like a dino
Size aside my machine is anything but micro
I'm coming for you fast you scummy little twat
You just got battered by a car in a funny little hat
Super sonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars with wheels and grills in place
of heels of course you're gonna get tackled hard
Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars
3, 2, 1 — CHAAAARGE
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