The Perfect Stallion - Daniel Ingram

Cheerilee is sweet and kind,

She's the best teacher we could hope for

The perfect stallion you and I must find

One to really make her heart soar

But,

This one's too young,

This one's too old

He clearly has a terrible cold

This guy's too silly, he's way too uptight

Well nothing's wrong with this one,

He seems alright!

His girlfriend sure thinks so...

How 'bout this one

He's much too flashy

He might do!

If he weren't so splashy

Too short

Too tall!

Too clean

Too smelly!

Strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly...

-Sigh-

I don't think that we're mistaken,

It seems all the good ones are taken

I really feel that at this rate

we'll never find the perfect date

Don't want to quit and give up hope!

Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please say...

Nnnnope!

Gasp!

We did it girls, we found the one!

Who will send our teachers heart aflutter!

WAIT A MINUTE!

Let me get this straight,

are you talking about my BROTHER