Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round - Dead Kennedys

greetings...

this is the secratary of war at

the state department of the united states...

we have a problem.

the companys want to do something about the sluggish world economic situation...

profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth...

now we no theres an alarmingly high number of

young people roaming around in your country

with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property.

it doesnt look like they will ever get a job...

its about time wedid something constructive with these people...

we've got thousands of 'em here too.

they're crawling all over...

the companies think time we all sit down, have a serious get together

START ANOTHER WAR...

the president? oh he loves the idea!

all those missiles streaming over-head to-an-fro... napalm...

people running down the road, skin on fire...

the soviets seem up for it...

the kremlins been itching for the real thing for years: hell

afganistans no fun. so whadya say?...

we dont even have to win this war.

we just want to cut down on some of this exess population...

now look, just start up a draft:

draft as many people as you can.

we'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on

give 'em some speed

give em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle

and send 'em on there way... libya?...

el salvador? how bought northern ireland?

or a moderatly repressive regime in southern america?

we'll just cook up a good soviet threat story in the middle east.

we need that oil-we had libya

all ready to go and colonel khadafys hit squad didnt even show up.

i tellya... that man is UNREALIABLE.

the kremlin had there fingers on the button just like we did for that one.

now just think for a minute...

we can make this war so big... soo big...

the more people we kill in this war.the more economy will prosper...

we can get ride of practicaly every one on your dole qeues if we plan this right.

take every loafer on welfar right off computer rolls...

now dont worry about those demonstraters...

just PUMP UP YOUR DRUG SUPPLY.

so many people have hooked them selves on heroine

and anphetamines since we took over, its just like veitnam.

we had everybody so busy with lsd it never got too strong.

keep the war functioning just fine... its easy.

we've got college kids so interested in beer they dont even care

that we start putting manufacturing germ bombs again,

put a nuclear stockpile in ther back yard.

they wouldnt even no what it looked like... so how bought it?

look-WAR IS MONEY-

the arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factorys

up to full production the whole economy is going to colapse...

the soviets are in the same boat...

we all think its TIME FOR THE BIG ONE.

so whadya say?!?...ohhh its marvoules... thats exelent...

we new youd agree!... the companies will be very pleased.