Call this girl real quick.
C'mon pick up.
Oh! Okay, two rings and a voicemail. That's great.
That's exactly what I wanted to hear. You're fucking voice. In a voicemail.
Yo-uh, hey Deb, what's going on?
I've called you like, I dunno, maybe fifty times in the last, what? Three hours?
I'm waiting for you to pick up the phone?
I just need to talk to you man, like.
I been-I been drinking about you.
What the- fuck you! Gahddamnit man. People dunno how to fucking drive.
Anyway, I been drinking about you. I been thinking about you.
And I dunno what the f- I'm gonna do.
You know? So.please pick up the phone.
We can talk about it, we can fix things and...
.at least give me my closure, cause without my closure I go.bananas.
You know this. And I know this.
Anyway, I'mma call you back, I'mma let you think about it and uh...
See you in a min-I mean I'll call you in a little bit.
My life is fuckin beautiful.
And there's snow outside. And it's cold.
That's great. Love it.
Alright cool. Umm, you know what I think it's been a while, I'mma call her again.
O-oh that's great, another voicemail. Ha, she loves me. I know she does.
She just playing hard to get. Fucking bitch.
Oh hello? Debbie? Hey. Um.I'm leaving another voicemail.
Um, just to say you can suck my dick and uh, I hope you fucking die.
Yeah, I'm on my way to the bar right now.
I'm gonna get fucked up and hopefully um, find a fine chick and.
.take her home.and fuck the shit outta her.
Yeah, so. While I'm doing that, I hope you choke on a fucking pretzel.
And uh, fucking rot. Kay?
Ohhh shit!
