Miss November Tuesday
Bend your rubber rules
Take your time but don't take
Off your high heeled shoes
She's in demand at dinner time
She's on the factory wall
And when the gentlemen retire
Guess who's in control?
She blew your money
On taking a cruise
If that isn't funny
Well, watch out teacher
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
Dressed in flimsy clothing
Use your lipstick line
To color fear and loathing
With a pink disguise
You've never refused
When she lies back
Put a stripe on the Union
And a star in the Jack
She's on the case at dinner time
She's on the evening news
And if you dare step out of line
You're going to be abused
You may not like it
You may not be scared
But hell has no fury
Like a young girl's ego
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
You might adopt an attitude
Look on the moral side
But if police are after you
Where's the best place to hide?
For this production
They gave her a gun
Ain't no director
So watch out actors
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente
Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente
