The Diary of Horace Wimp - Electric Light Orchestra

Monday (Monday)

Late again today

He'd be in trouble, though he'd say he was sorry.

He'd have to hurry out - to the bus.

Tuesday (Tuesday)

Horace was so sad

He'd never had a girl that he could care for.

And if he was late once more

He'd be out - uh-oh.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door.

Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin'

Then a voice from above

Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your life

Go out and find yourself a wife

(Come on, Horace)

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life planned!"

(You can do it.

Come on, Horace.)

Wednesday (Wednesday)

Horace met the girl.

She was small and she was very pretty.

He thought he was in love

he was afraid - uh oh.

Thursday (Thursday)

Asked her for a date

The café down the street, tomorrow evening.

His head was reeling

When she said, "Yes, ok."

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door.

Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin'

Then a voice from above

Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your life

Go out and find yourself a wife

(Come on, Horace)

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life planned!"

(You can do it.

Come on, Horace.)

Friday (Friday)

Horace, this is it!

He asks the girl if maybe they could marry.

When she says "Gladly,"

Horace cries - boo hoo.

Sunday (Sunday)

Everybody's at the church

When Horace rushes in

And says, "Now here comes my wife

For the rest of my life",

And she did.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door.

Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin'

Then a voice from above

Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your wife

Go out and find yourself a life

(You can do it.)

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life planned!"

(Horace Wimp.)

Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace,

Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...

(Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp)...