Jeremy Bender - Emerson, Lake & Palmer

Jeremy bender was a man of leisure,

Took his pleasure in the evening sun

Laid him down in a bed of roses,

Finally decided to become a nun.

Talk with the sister, spoke in a whisper,

Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean

Jumped on the mother just like a brother

Asked one another if the other is a queen.

Diggin' the sister she was a mister

Shouldn't have kissed her, but he couldn't say no

Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her,

So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go