Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
What?
Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second
Hi kids!
Do you like Primus?
Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try 'cid and get messed up worse that my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said
"Slim Shady you a base-head!"
Uh-uh!
"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well, since age twelve I felt like a caged elf
Who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin' his tail
Got so ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off, kissed them and said
"I didn't know silicone was supposed to be this soft!"
I'm 'bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
Come here, lady!
"Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!"
I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off!
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Told him to change the grade of the paper
Walked in the club, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, and walked out with the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
While they screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more d__e than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' _____ and name it after her
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it
"Dear Dave, thanks for the support, _______"
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Stop the tape!
This kid needs to be locked away!
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin'?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll f__k anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me, Mom? You ain't got no ____!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
With a bulletproof vest on and tap myself in the head till I'm steamin' mad
And by the way when you see my dad?
Ask him if he bought the porno mag to see my ass
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Who?
My name is
Huh?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
