Batman vs Sherlock Holmes - Epic Rap Battles of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SHERLOCK HOLMES! VS BATMAN!

BEGIN!

Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck

I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck

I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash

I've seen better detective work in Tango & Cash

You chump, I kick punks like you off the streets

While you and Velma here are solving Scooby Doo mysteries

Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can

So bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman!

Sherlock Holmes:

I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain

Dr. Watson:

Holmes explain

Sherlock Holmes:

I deduce this deuce stain as Bruce Wayne

Dr. Watson:

The billionaire?

Sherlock Holmes:

Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours

To afford the toys he needs

Dr. Watson:

Since he has no superpowers!

Sherlock Holmes:

You want to battle, bat? Bring it then

Dr. Watson:

I heard he has a British butler

Sherlock Holmes:

Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!

You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill

My sidekick's a doctor

Dr. Watson:

Because his flows are so ill!

Shut up, nerds, I serve justice, so eat it

My sidekick only comes around

When he's needed!

Boy wonder make you wonder how your ass got killed

Bite harder than those hounds down in Baskerville

I'll bust you with that bat-whack-rap repellant

Rappel a building, snatch a villain then by dinner be chilling

Gotta secret about your homegirl Irene Adler

Took her back to my nest, to bam pow kersplat her

I'll shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand!

Holy Conan Doyle, let's get 'em! Aw god damn!

You're not smart, you're selfish, you endanger everyone's life

Why don't you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife?

Nobody likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard!

You'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!

This mustn't register on an emotional level...

First, exploit childhood tragedy... then gesture with pipe...

Watson finishes punchline... next, acknowledge compliment

Conclude with killer catchphrase...

I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face

You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace

Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!

Dr. Watson:

Holmes, you've cracked the case!

Sherlock Holmes:

You're a bat shit crazy basket case!

Dr. Watson:

Bloody good rhymes!

Sherlock Holmes:

I've got tonnes!

Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! (NANANANANANANANA) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!