Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King Jr. - Epic Rap Battles of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARTIN LUTHER KING!

VS!

GANDHI!

BEGIN!

You want to battle wits? see who's a better pacifist

I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this

Slumdog skillionaire, first name Messiah

Raps so hot I spit yoga fire

Everything you preach, I said it first

You should just jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse

Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther

I'm not thinking you shall overcome this Junior

I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia

No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya

Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast

Then thank God almighty, you can eat at last

I admire the way you broke the British power

But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower

Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent

Flatten your style like bread, Naan-violence

You would know about bread, Dr.Birmingham sandwich

Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach

With protests and women, the same advice goes

Always stay away from the ho's

I've got so much street cred they write my name on the signs

I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize

Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows

But I'm about to forgive you so hard right now

I am passively resisting the fact that you suck

I am celibate because I don't give a fuck

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!