Hitler vs Vader 2 - Epic Rap Battles of History

Adolf Hitler versus Darth Vader

I am adolf hitler,

commander of the third reich

little known fact: also dope on the mic

you are vader, with your little boots and cape

and a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face

you have the force to move objects,

i am a force truly evil

even went back in time

and turned you whack in the prequel

cause look at you, you´re not even a real person

i preferred you in spaceballs, the rick moranis version

You can´t rhyme agains the dark side of the force

why even bother?

So may dudes been with your mom

who even knows if I´m your father?

you´re a pissed off little prick,

with a napoleon dick,

you call that a mustache?

I call that dirty sanchez on your lip

you bitch, let me remind you who you´re messing with

everything that you did, i´m the motherfucker who invented it

i´m the original dark lord you´re like the sorcerer´s apprentice

my stormtroopers make yours look like someone

took a piece of shit and cloned it.

You stink vader, your style smells something sour

you need to wash up, dawg here, step in my shower.

i´ll turn all your friends against you

just my speeches breed haters

what´s your lightsaber vs a clan of all your white neighbors

suck my robot balls, now take a step back

and let me freeze yours off.

a little carbonite bath, for your goose stepping ass.

we´ll call my homeboy in israel, see who got the last laugh

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Epic Rap Battles of History