Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Vs Kim Jong-Il - Epic Rap Battles of History

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Kim Jong-il

Versus

Hulk Hogan!

Begin!

The name's Kim Jong, I got a license to IL

make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill

Your body looks like a spray tan banana

with a walrus mustache and a wack bandana.

I'm coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair

Bitch I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair

Your whole fam's a bunch of barbies dude

You want beef?

Eat this Korean barbeque!

You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brother!

You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother!

You're a freak,

a phony!

A rice-a-roni jabroni!

I'm gonna bounce you

like a check for my alimony!

Come on dude,

all the little Hulksters know

I'll hang you from the ropes

like a South Park puppet show

I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling,

brother I'll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!

Beijing is in China you blond asshole!

I'm a God amongst men,

you're a suburban commando!

North Korea bitch let me give you a tour,

by the way your wife says

my dick is bigger than yours.

(Hulk Hogan goes down!)

(I don't know if he can finish the battle!)

(He- he's switching from the ropes!)

(It's- it's- Macho Man Randy Savage!)

Oh yeah, it's about to get real

Watch me snap into a Slim Jim

Kim Jong-il

I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses

but when midgets step up

I stomp midget asses.

the Macho Man there is no equal

so spend less time rapping

and start feeding your people,

PUNK!

I'll elbow drop your whole nation

on behalf of the entire world wrestling federation

(Uh, yeah)

Who won? Who's next?

You decide!

Epic Rap- Battles of History!