Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros. - Epic Rap Battles of History

We're the Wright brothers

and there can't be no other

we don't wanna cause trouble

are you looking for your lover?

cause your princess is in our castle now

yeah she's gone

we stayed up all night

playing Donkey Kong

before us

people only used fly in balloons

you think we're scared

of two idiots addicted to shrooms

you shoulda would coulda

come to lose an extra life

so just dudda dudda dudda

back down in your pipe.

Itsa me Mario

and Luigi motha 00000

why don't you's get back in your biplane

and make out with each other

look as this two

their lives must have been horrible

two dorky dudes

named Wilbur and Orville

you spent all your time in one machine?

sheesh

if you wanted to fly

you shoulda just eaten this leaf

you should eat somthing anyway

look at you so skinny!

you might fly like a hawk

but you fight like a kitty.

We don't need to fight

we're the fathers of flight

representing North Carolina

aiiiiight

we'll be pressing all your buttons

like we're the controller

conquer every level of your 2D scroller

you talk a lot of trash

but let me tell you something

we're gonna beat you so fast

it's like we're holding down the B button.

We're severing up an 8-bit fist

made to order

that'll knock you off the back

of your own stupid quarters

like POW

how you like me now?

spit flames out our mouths

like our name was Bowser

you'll get pammeled

you'll wishyou never stumbled

out your little wind tunnel

we've be dropping Ba-boms

since we started this song

sorry Wright brothers

this time you chose wrong.