Master Chief vs. Leonidas - Epic Rap Battles of History

Spartans! Ho

Let's start this! Ho

Show this petty officer who's the hardest! Ho

The biggest mistake that you've ever made

I'll toss you like a frag grenade

I'll stomp you in the face

With my sandals enraged

And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade

Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers

Jerking off to games gives themselves First Person Shooters

Your armor's hard but my abs are harder

You're in my hood now chief

THIS IS SPARTA!

Not, so, fast

Cortana says you're Greek. So why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?

They built a monument to my sins

You're the soldier they need you to be

Ain't no way that you can beat me

Even my initials spell MC

While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon

Took a campaign to your house and showed your Queen my Plasma cannon

They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly

You will not enjoy this

But it will be over quickly

Ha! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son

I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these Guns

I'm King!

You sleep in a freezer in outer space

I'd look you in the eyes but you're too much of a bitch to show your face!

You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone

Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!

300 asses need a kickin'

Get more tea bags than Lipton

So why don't you quit your bitchin'?

My trigger finger's itching