Mr. Politician,
it's good to see you again
It's been so long since you've been here
You had me thinking you were dead
How's your taxpayer mansion
How was your taxpayer breakfast
How is your taxpayer automobile
You know you drive it so fast
You wind up the window
of your fancy car, your fancy car
Turn on the AC
Your fancy car, your fancy car
You can't feel the pothole
in your fancy car, your fancy car
Can't feel the heat
as you drive around in your fancy car
Mr. Politician,
tell me, is it true
that if we put all the land you own together
you could see it from the moon
It's crazy you have a bodyguard
to protect you from me
Where do I apply, who do I see
to be protected from you
Yea, yea...
Mr. Politician,
let me stop angrily eying you
After all, I chose you
Monkey see, monkey do.
Wait a minute, that means you work for me,
not the other way around
Wait and let me have some healthcare
Send the bill to the legislation
as you drive around
You drive around in your fancy car
Vroom vroom, vroom vroom
"I'd like to say hello to all the little people, hehe."
as you drive around
as you drive around
as you move around
as you look around
as you stick around
in your fancy car...
