Unemployed Boyfriend - Everclear

*Hi this is Peggy, leave me a nice message or I'll kill ya!

-- Hey Peggy, it's me.

You are never going to believe what happened to me today.

I'm sitting at the unemployment office

Waiting on my loser of a case worker

In one of those nasty chairs

When from out of nowhere

This total stranger walks right up to me, sits down

then leans over and says something like

"This is going to sound a little obsessive..."*

*This is going to sound a little obsessive

This is going to sound a little bit strange

I have one thing to say

Before I turn and I walk away

This is going to sound a little impulsive

This is going to sound a little insane

I know you don't know me yet

but you and I

we will be together

Someday

Someday

I know ... I know ... I sound like I'm on drugs

But listen to me when I say.

That ever since I first saw you

Sitting on your car outside you asked for a cigarette

I couldn't stop staring at your eyes

Ever since when I first saw you

Looking bored in that plastic chair

With the lights of the office around you

Those blonde streaks

they look so pretty in your black hair

You look cool and alternative with that disaffected stare

Yeah, You want people to think that you just don't care

Hey you can be with me 'cause I just might be the one

Who will treat you like you're perfect

Who will always make you cum

Hey, You can be with me

I will always let you win

I will never be like those other guys

I will never be your unemployed boyfriend

--Can you believe he said that to me?!?

To me, of all people!

I can't even remember the last time when a guy took me out on a date and actually paid for it

*This is going to sound a little bit out there

Yeah this is going to sound a little insane

But I keep having the same dream

That you will be the mother of my children someday

Someday.

I've heard you sleep with that obnoxoius guy

I know he is in that famous band

You look so sad when you are with him

Yes, I never see him reach to hold your hand

You can be with me, yes I will treat you like a queen

I will go to all those chick flick movies

That I really don't want to see

You can be with me

no I will never let you down

I will never make out with your girlfriends

When I know you're not around

You can be with me

Yeah I just might be the one who will treat you like you're special

I will always make you cum

You can be with me

I will always let you win

I will never be like those other guys

I will never be like those other guys!

I will never be your unemployed boyfriend!

--Can you believe this?

I mean, can this be for real?!?

Then he takes my hand, writes down his number, and just walks away

I mean, WOW

But you know, the weird thing is, he's actually kinda cute,

in a really intense way, ya know like Barry Farell

Intense but sensitive, anyway i told my bitch big sister about it

and she just laughed at me, i told her i was really exited about this guy

i said this could be the guy