A Game of Cards - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (dialog)

Motorhead Sherwood (dialog)

Arthur Tripp (dialog)

Ian Underwood (dialog)

FZ:

They're really getting professional now. In the dressing room waiting for the Vanilla Fudge to go off Motorhead and Arthur Dyer Tripp the Third are playing cards.

Arthur:

Pair of queens what is this shit?

Motorhead:

Pissy, pissy poop.

Arthur:

Can I go down with two cards?

Motorhead:

Pissy, pissy poop.

Arthur:

Do it this way. Give me a good chance buddy.

Motorhead:

I'll take that sonabitch.

Arthur:

You better not

Motorhead:

I took it.

Arthur:

Oh, you're running for a spade straight, are ya?

Motorhead:

I took it.

Arthur:

Oh, I got your number.

Motorhead:

Oh whaddaya know.

Arthur:

I knew it.

You have any other one I want?

(phhht!)

I hear a Fuzztone.

Wahhh

Motorhead:

You shink evvyzing gonna be awright?

Arthur:

Is this an accounting office?