A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead of Swag - George Watsky

I thought Swag was dead way before this

I thought Swag had been buried in the forest

But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus

And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus

You're a Boss hog, you're a top dog

You're so slamming, that I would say you've got pogs

You're suave, swell, sick

In the sense of being ill, chill, slick

You're hip, You're a hit, You're the tits, You're it

If I were being rude then I would say you're the SSHSHHHHS--

Shimmy shimmy cocopuffs, You're so loco

You're so dope it's nuts. you're raw as an open cut

You're bold, you're golden, You're Funner

A stone cold stunner, A real mean mugger

You're colder than the other side of my pillow

Or hot as the underside of the cover in a Los Angeles summer

You're not dumb and dumber, You're smart and smarter

You're hard and harder You're Peter Parker

Right after the spider bite You're so dynamite

Brightest light A hypest hype

You're so zen, you're a ten, you're gem

Creme de la creme de la creme de la creme

In 1860 Walt Whitman wrote "I cock my hat as I please" in his famous poem Leaves of Grass

In 2012 Just Bieber said "Swag swag swag swag, on you

Chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue

I don't know about me, but I know about you

So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag

Presence, essence, pizzazz, panache

dashing, flashy, brazen and brash

The verve

the nerve

the truth, the proof,

the cash

, the passion and class

Better than ever, cool as a cucumber, smoother than butter,

a little bit smug

Hotter than a mug

eye of the Tiger

the heart of a lion

, the look of thug;

Pick of the litter, the attitude, the cleanup hitter, the baddest dude;

Totally sure, full of allure, a raconteur, the poison and cure;

Gravitas, glamour, you're droppin' the hammer, a swashbuckling debonaire

A lister, with an X Factor, a capital G with the best hair

Dragon slayer, the franchise player, The king, the president, governor, mayor

You're rare, the opposite of square and pompous, You're shaped with flair like a rhombus

Confident, jaunty, awesomely saucy, You got more props than Ghandi

You got it on lock, rocks and moxie, you're rocking some brand new socksies

From city to city the grittiest kid, and he could be little bit cocky

But saying Swag is obnoxious

And if you be looking capture the confident way that I'm walking and talking there's options!

Just say he's got 'Watsky"