It's the thing you least expected,
When I got back up and the world neglected me.
Well, I got the best of them,
(Ladies)
I'm now the main event.
Take a hint from me,
This is not what you came to see,
This is only a minor threat,
Ladies and gentleman,
PLACE YOUR BETS!
Hold your breath and shut your mouth.
The scene will be the death of us.
I told ya so! Hey!
Told ya so! Hey!
'Cause everyone's out to get me!
Nothing left to prove to you,
Well, no one's gonna stop what I do.
Told ya so! Hey!
Told ya so! Hey!
Cause everyone's out to get me!
Say "hello" to the brand new me,
I gave out all apologies.
I am NOT kissing ass again,
Say goodbye all my two faced friends.
(Goodbye!)
I'm the one your parents tell you not to hang around,
At any moment I could snap and then choke you out.
They need an enemy,
Who better than me?
Hold your breath and shut your mouth,
The scene will be the death of us.
I told ya so! Hey!
Told ya so! Hey!
Everyone's out to get me!
Nothing left to prove to you,
Well, no one's gonna stop what I do.
Told ya so! Hey!
Told ya so! Hey!
Cause everyone's out to get me!
Everyone's out to get...
Ha, ha, ha!
Welcome to the Shit Show,
ducing Yours Truly!
I'm dependable, predictable at watching others fall.
Expect the least you'll get the best,
I'm sure you've seen it all.
So confident and comfortable,
They call me "unforgetable".
Refined at times, I never hide,
And always so presentable.
*Coughs and clears throat*
Hold your breath and shut your mouth,
The scene will be the death of us.
I told ya so! Hey!
Told ya so! Hey!
Everyone's out to get me!
Nothing left to prove to you,
Well, no one's gonna stop what I do.
Told ya so! Hey!
Told ya so! Hey!
Everyone's out to get me!
'Cause everyone's out to get...
ME!