Young Dad - Hoffmaestro

Listen fellow people 'cause I've got something to tell

I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell

I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than a knife

I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life

I said you've got it going, want to take it to my room

We jumped into a cab and headed for my home

Well there at my room she worked on my erection

Both were kind of drunk and horny and sloppy with protection

One month later she calls me one day

Telling me her period is late

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don't want to live that life

So I stick to what I prefer

Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme

This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine

We dated for a month steady(?)givin me a boner

But this dude Jesus seamed to own here

one time the preacher out of sight

Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right

She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange

Horny as I dog, I told her that could be arranged

One month later she calls me one day

Telling me her period is late

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don't want to live that life

So I stick to what I prefer

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don't want to live that life

So I stick to what I prefer

The essence of it all, folks, about to pass my lips

Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips

Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind

Wear a gummie head or life might just treat you unkind

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don't want to live that life

So I stick to what I prefer

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don't want to live that life

So I stick to what I prefer