Where My Diamonds Hide (Minecraft Parody of Demons) - J Rice

When the days are ending

and iron's smelting

The dreams we see

while we're sound asleep

And the thieves chain mail

helped them tread through hell

All of my traps failed

Now my ores run stale

I wanna hide my stuff

so they won't have a clue

Cuz fate has not been kind

Need a place they won't find

Even when they don't need

they still are made of greed

How could I be so dumb

How could I be so dumb

I put it in my house

I thought it would be safe

It's where my diamonds hide

It's where my diamonds hide

Don't get too close

I put traps inside

It's where my diamonds hide

It's where my diamonds hide

So I learned my lesson

and moved my chest

and I crafted weapons

you won't suspect

And I dug a hole

and I set my trap

When you think you've won

justice will be done

And you wont get my stuff

cuz you don't have a clue

and finally fate's been kind

cuz you blew up this time

Even when you don't need

you still are made of greed

This time I won't be dumb

This time I won't be dumb

It won't go in my house

but somewhere else that's safe

It's where my diamonds hide

It's where my diamonds hide

Don't get too close

I put traps inside

It's where my diamonds hide

It's where my diamonds hide

You don't know how you died

All you can do is cry

cuz you don't know where my

where my diamonds hide

Explosion was so loud

I heard it from my house

You oughta know by know

I'll never show you how

I put it in my house

I thought it would be safe

It's where my diamonds hide

It's where my diamonds hide

Don't get too close

I put traps inside

It's where my diamonds hide

It's where my diamonds hide