Bite Me - J.T. Machinima

Drop into the quarantine zone

Too bad that there isn't more of me (oh)

Zombies, you're borin' me

Killin' every single one is a chore to me (whoa!)

Nevermind, I'ma take that back

Need a safe zone now, can I make it back?

Cuz they won't be happy 'till they've ate my ass

Either that, or maybe they just hate my raps

But if you try to take a bite of me, I'll end you

I'm sorry if you want me, I'm not on the menu

My name is Kyle Crane and I ain't tryna die today

Set aside your pain and let's find a way

To keep this silly little virus at bay

Check the time when the time is right

You're gonna find yourself in the dyin' light

Keep an eye on the time and mind the light

You might survive the day just to die at night (whoa!)

Stay outside of their line of sight

And if your can, blind their eyes with brighter lights

But if you tryna fight 'em, better find a light

And light the biters up like dynamite

Got a question: been infected yet?

Damn, if you have, then don't panic man

Cuz if you ain't dead, then you ain't blendin' in

Inject yourself with a bit of Antizin

Runnin' on the rooftop, man-handlin

A bandit clan, goin' for my Antizin

Am I the only who's managin'

To stop this apocalypse from happenin'?

I'm wipin' all these zombies off of the map

I got 'em followin' the sound of my rap

They look at me like I'm one hell of a snack

But when I ring the dinner bell

They're walkin' into my trap

Tryna get my airdrops?

If I were you, I'd dare not

By the time you're there, it's gone

I'm causin' all your hair loss

Zombies want a piece of this?

I already know you like me

Think that I'm your final course?

Then all of you can bite me

If brains are what you're craving

I'm the guy you should be chasing

That's how I stay in shape

Now I'm just as slim as Shady

Rappin' circles 'round you daily

That's why zombies love to hate me

But I'll let them kiss my ass

If they really wanna taste me

Nobody's as fast as me

I clear rooftop gaps so rapidly

I mean, I practically defy gravity

I guess parkour just comes naturally

(I'm cornered, man!) Quit panicking

You can make a weapon out of anything

(They're gonna get me!) Damn it, can you let me think?

Smack 'em in the face with a wooden plank

Craniums were meant to break

Let me give you just a little tip if you're new

You'll be dead before you know they've even heard you

So I'd advise that you be stickin' with the curfew

And if you got a problem, I'm the guy you wanna turn to

I'm not here to make friends

Just tyin' off loose ends

Don't know how I'm not dead yet

But while I'm still alive, I might as well count heads

One, two, three-four-five

Six-seven-eight, not eight, that's nine

Slam, crunch, raka-paka-pow

Just lost track, how many's that now?

Following my survivor senses

Havin' seizures cuz I'm infected

I think my symptoms are actin' up

Can somebody please shut that kid up?!

Fight me, strike me, cut me deep and I bleed

Slight me, deprive me, then antagonize me

Try me, spite me, say goodbye to nice me

Pain is what ignites me

So open wide and bite me

Let me give you just a little tip if you're new

You'll be dead before you know they've even heard you

So I'd advise that you be stickin' with the curfew

And if you got a problem, I'm the guy you wanna turn to

(Open wide and bite me)