Okay, honestly
I don't know how much more I can take
I feel like every time I move
My sanity's bout to break
For those of you that never played
I don't suggest this game to you
If you don't wanna see a therapist untill you're ninety-two.
Because I'm twitching
and shaking
and sweating off my a$$.
Now I'm super paranoid
WHAT WAS THAT?!
...the cat
Wait a sec
up ahead
is that another note?
Yes, yes! Thank god, now I think I'm gettin' close.
Danmit that was just my first
now it's time to find the next
Tonight I'm gonna check inside my closet, before I go to bed!
Not cause I'm scared
just to be sure my clothes are there!
Pshyeah, not for slender man!
Ha! I don't even care!
Now the music's picking up
and my light is gettin' dim
and I hear the static buzz
the screen is fuzzy
AH, IT'S HIM!!!
and somehow
I don't know!
I just lost, all control
My bowel movement had a mind of it's own!
(mind of it's own)
Thanks a lot Slenderman
I need to, change my pants
"WOah what the hell happened in here?"
I swear I don't know!
I admit that was a fluke, but that will not be the end!
"I will kil you if you park or poo on the floor again!"
So I shut my door
lights off
volume full blast
I think I'll be prepared, with this cork inside my a$$.
(poot)
Slendy! slendy, where are you now?
I'm just minding my own business, you don't have to sneak around!
Oh my god, there's a fence
Oh my god! Another fence!
OK, a truck, a tunnel, a rock--
ANOTHER FENCE?!
Dude, I'm just a little kid,
Slender man, why you creepin'?
WHeere's Chris Hanson from day line,
when you frickin' need him?
I'm not scared anymore!
Slender isn't even real!
I'll go all my merry way--
oh jesus, take the wheel!
I thought this
cork would work
but somehow
things got worse
I think I puked up twice as much
that came out my rear
(come out my rear)
Slender man
what the hell
Can't get rid
of the smell
*knock knock knock*
"skull, what's going on?"
DO NOT COME IN HERE
Now I'm trapped in my room
puke and dookies on the floor
somehow I still have the notes
and I only need one more
holy farts this is intense
he's teleporting everywhere
AH
AGH
TAH
DEUH
Change direction and he's there!
Oh, no!
Not the pool house
god, why the pool house?
Haven't been inside it yet,
and there is no way out
but I need the note, I need to win,
I'm so close,
oh my god!
he's right behind me
time to book it
Here it goes!
Juke left, juke right!!
And the musics getting louder
and my screen is getting fuzzy
and my light is losing power
hope he's not around the corner
cause my life depends on this
empty chair
over there
where's the note?
there it is!
F M L
Should have known
that this game, was a troll
it don't matter what you do
because he will find you!
(Cause he will find you!)
Thanks a lot,
this game sucks.
Now I just, need a hug.
from someone with a face,
thanks very much!
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