If you could understand,
I'm just another guy.
Just tryin' to make through, tryin' make it by.
I keep kickin' but I'm only given so much time.
Call me Gordon Freeman, I'm only livin' half a life.
You know I dream in Creative Mode,
building houses and mountains and castles and moats
and I wake up in my small, dark, underground home
and it sucks being me but I'm safer alone...
And if you're out here, just to have fun,
well no offense to you,
I don't trust anyone!
But I know that I can be strong! (I gotta couple swords inside!)
And I know that I can go far! (Take a spin on a piggie back ride!)
If I trust myself and no one else. (I'm gonna take my pride back off the shelf)
So Creepers come out, there is no rival!
For someone like me livin' in Survival!
My story's pretty long,
but I got plenty rhymes.
I've had my house burned down so many times.
My best friend Vince got lost one night
now my best friend is a dog and his name is Mike.
Me and Mike live deep underground
in a house made of gravel and stone that we found.
With a single torch light and my little tiny bed
and a mini inch chest with a single loaf of bread.
This is not what my parents wanted when they sent me off and all the mobs were watching.
I ain't fallin' again and all the carnage started,
all the awful monsters, man I lost my conscious!
We got that dog-eat-dog state of mind,
if you can't fend for yourself, then you will not stay alive!
But I know that I can be strong! (I gotta couple swords inside!)
And I know that I can go far! (Take a spin on a piggie back ride!)
If I trust myself and no one else. (I'm gonna take my pride back off the shelf)
So Creepers come out, there is no rival!
For someone like me livin' in Survival!
Boy, I told you when you left here,
life would never be the same.
Bein' that stubborn ass punk, yeah.
Adventure was your middle name
packed your bags and walked out the door,
Said you could learn and it was all small
but the sun went down and you never come home.
You should never go Survival Mode whenever you're alone!
Livin' underground in isolation
has caused me to suffer constant frustration!
All I do is lay around and if I'm lucky find some meat
but mostly I just eat buckets of wheat.
Me and Mike are all alone on our own defense
cause life is cold in the wilderness.
You see I killed man who tried to climb over my fence
realizing too late it was my best friend Vince. (NOOO!)
And now I just don't know what do,
but Mike is still in my life, and I'm not givin' up on you!
But I know that I can be strong! (I gotta couple swords inside!)
And I know that I can go far! (Take a spin on a piggie back ride!)
If I trust myself and no one else. (I'm gonna take my pride back off the shelf)
So Creepers come out, there is no rival!
For someone like me livin' in Survival!
