Ladies and Gentlemen, we're back! AHAHAHAHA!
You guys forgot me last time, But you won't forget me now!
You'll Find me in the ender, in a dark place underground!
Flying around, swooping down, ending any intruders in my house
You'll need a lot of luck to get here, but you'll need more to get out!
I'm from the nether man, all I do is rave
This is why I'm hot, ‘cause I love to blaze
(cough cough)
Getting smoky, spittin' flames
Take a Blaze rod bro, you'll be usin' it for days
Slime and Magma Here!
ust a hoppin' if you can tell!
I'll surprise ya when your mining!
And you'll find me down in Hell!
Oh snap! If you attack-
we split in half to no end!
Magma Cube?
What up Slime?
Time to bounce my friend!
Gotta make a run-run, gotta get away-way
Hide inside a cave and wait inside until it's day
Then I'll have my fun-fun, when I know its safe-safe
Survival is all I know, it's the Minecraft way!
Gram-pa always told me it's rough out there!
Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding and I can't get all these mobs out of my hair!
This is what you get for treating chickens like shit!
I'll sneak into your house and overpopulate it with a bunch of baby chicks!
When you come home from a long day of work you're gonna pull out all your hair!
I'm laying eggs like a boss giving birth everywhere!
You've heard from me before, but I've come back right on time!
When I heard this funky beat I knew I had to drop a rhyme!
As you recall I'm quite a marksman with my arrows and my bow
So you'll want to have protection when you receive my many blows!
You'll hear me grunting, but I'm not taking a dump!
Even though I smell like someone who just took a dump
I'm the undead douchebag slamming your door with my nuts!
I'm here to eat your face, your legs, your arms, and even your butt!
Crawling hissing attacking insulting harrasanating anything that may be living my mission is to simply kill everything take a finish of you I'll be jumping and sprinting for miles and now the mobs are winning and you can never stop them, ‘cause nobody steps on us!
Make way for Iron Golem!
Throw you in the air like a little tiny toy!
Pick things up and throw them down! I am big and I destroy!
If you mess with my village then you will certainly be screwed!
I can't do squat for myself so thanks for the help dude!
Gotta make a run-run, gotta get away-way
Hide inside a cave and wait inside until it's day
Then I'll have my fun-fun, when I know its safe-safe
Survival is all I know, it's the Minecraft way!
Gram-pa always told me it's rough out there!
Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding and I can't get all these mobs out of my hair!
I just love swimming under the sea
And I never bother anybody!
I just love swimming in the ocean…
Screw you squid! The Creepers back in this hizzy!
If you don't like getting blown up then you should run away quickly!
If you don't have good shelter, then you should probably get busy!
I'm gonna blow off your face as soon as you try to hit me! BLAH!
Um, um excuse me but where are you from sir?
You don't need to know
But you're not on the roster! We like to keep track of all the mobs that come through
You do not need to know
I'm sorry but I do! Just your name would be fine!
Walk away or you will die!
If you're a mob, what kind?
People call me Herobrine!
Oh my god… everybody run!
I am the spirit of Minecraft! No one can touch me!
Even when you think your alone you feel like something is watching!
And if you see my name, you should run while you can
I will rip through the Earth ‘till I find where you stand!
And before I was like this you must understand…
I was no different than you… I used to be…
A man… Thank you
